Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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That didn't hurt.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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