- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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