Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

the comment about daniel was fron brock

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Women.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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