Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Samantha

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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hi corey

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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hi michael

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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