Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Women's Rights.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Anti Joke

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