Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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