- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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