Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

you gay?

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...