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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

jd and zach loves vigina

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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