- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

You know what's cool? Yep.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??