- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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