- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Your life

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Robin, get in the car!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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