- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

nolan is gay

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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