- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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