Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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