- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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