Microwave

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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