PIED NINNY!

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Yanter, Look it up

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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