What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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