- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call an amazing person Good

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

pobody's nerfect

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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