- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Trump will make America great again.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

2 + 2 = 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A blind man walks into a library.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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