- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Irish sobriety

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

It got hit by a rocket.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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