Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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