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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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