- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Pickles are powerful

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??