what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

dead dibbs

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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