- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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