A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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the sky is green no it is not

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Men

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Brain fart

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