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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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