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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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