If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

field day?

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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