- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Terraria

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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