-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

sky's sty

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

just in time?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

I named my son ps2 controller

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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