Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Anti Joke

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