- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Justin with a hat.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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