- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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