- Anti Joke

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.