Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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