roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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