- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What is the name of the car? What

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Do the roar!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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