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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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