What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's a joke? Funny

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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