- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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