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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why did the chicken cross the road?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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