- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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