- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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