- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

haha Otarts was here

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Manchester City

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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