- Anti Joke

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.