How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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