Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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