Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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