why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

your face is kinda funny

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