- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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A child walks into a classroom.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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