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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Justin beiber..

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

JUST KIDDING^

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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