Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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