- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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