Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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