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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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