What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Women can vote? WTF

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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