- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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