- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What's the difference between a duck?

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Women's rights.

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