- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

the power to turn magnetism into light

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Womens rights.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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