- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Read a Book.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

i like men but im not gay

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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