What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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I just drank a cola.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Three black men were walking...

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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